Inburgering failed

In the bus

Me : There’s no way I’m going to wear the leopard print. It’s fucking hideous! Dont understand the dutchies obsession on leopard prints.

K : inburgering toets fail right there!

Me : 😂😂😂

I am loved.


When my friends asked me what made me fall in love with my husband. The answer is super cliche; he loves me when I can’t even love myself and when I wasn’t at my best. He is the kindest person I’ve ever met. That’s what makes me fall in love with him.

Husband Last Name

I got question about this, A LOT!

So, let me get this straight. I am sick and tired of people asking about why am I not changing my last name to my husband last name.

Okay, I know, I know, it’s a trend among people. Mostly Indonesian. The minutes they got married or finished with ijab kabul, they updated all of their social media and immediately changed their last name. Well, if that makes you happy, proud, whatever, sure. Why not? Do it.

But for me, I don’t see the need to do so. I’m proud of my own name. I made a name with my own name. So the idea that me changing my name in social media by adding my husband last name, it’s unlikely. It’s not my thing. Besides, if I want to do that, I have to see the benefits or the add value of me doing that.

So, there you go.


2 indian tourists came to the store

T1 : May I ask, maam?

Me : Sure.

T1 : what is the scheme here?

Me : huh? what do you mean?

T2 : I saw there, € 1,99 magnet and if I take 3, I pay €5. The €2,99 magnet and 4 is €10. If I buy the keychain 10, can I get discount?

Me : Well, the scheme is simple. You buy 10, you pay 10 😈😈😈

T1 + T2 : ah okay

Co-worker : 🤣🤣🤣 jij bent zo gemeen